The primary time I noticed Utopia of the Seas some eight months in the past, the ship was only a shell, below building on the Chantiers de l’Atlantique shipyard, in Saint-Nazaire, France. Again then, the Royal Caribbean vessel was basically a clean canvas, shrouded in scaffolding and netting, with patches of pale blue livery splotched throughout the hull.
By the point I boarded the two,834-cabin vessel in Florida final week, Utopia of the Seas had come to life, completely bursting with shade and music, with a huge emphasis on the music. In reality, the beats had been booming earlier than I even stepped aboard, as music reverberated via the balloon-bedecked terminal throughout embarkation, prompting me to ask my check-in agent if she had introduced earplugs. “Subsequent crusing, I’ll,” she stated.
Royal Caribbean calls Utopia of the Seas “the World’s Largest Weekend,” promising nonstop partying on three- and four-night itineraries to the Bahamas crusing out of Port Canaveral, close to Orlando. And celebration we did, throughout a preview crusing that included a celebration of the ship’s naming by godmother Meghan Trainor.
With solely three nights to take the entire ship in, it was go time from the second I stepped aboard. I tried to go to as most of the 40-plus eating places, bars, and lounges as I may, and I additionally tried to catch as most of the reveals and pop-up events — every part from Vegas-style day ragers to precise beer pong classes — as potential.
It was, maybe unsurprisingly, an effort in futility. There’s merely no solution to expertise all of the onboard choices throughout such a brief itinerary, and I discovered myself totally drained by the mad sprint from venue to venue. And that is to not point out the fixed barrage of music from the ship’s extraordinary sound techniques, which all gave the impression to be turned as much as 11, on a regular basis. Meghan Trainor was proper — it truly is all about that bass on Utopia of the Seas.
So, take it from somebody who flew a bit too near the solar: Do not attempt to do every part. As a substitute, decide a number of issues to do off the endless each day program, then see how your crusing unfolds. If I realized something throughout my stint on Utopia of the Seas, it is that there are two must-dos onboard: the Aqua80sToo present and dinner on the Royal Railway, a brand-new venue for Royal Caribbean.
For extra on every of those unimaginable actions and to organize on your personal journey, learn on for my full evaluate of Royal Caribbean’s Utopia of the Seas.
Utopia of the Seas
- You may’t probably be bored on this ship, with its world-class leisure every night and events being thrown virtually around the clock.
- Royal Railway is likely one of the most modern eating ideas at sea.
- Even the smallest staterooms have glorious storage, however the suites are a worthwhile splurge to have a little bit of a sanctuary on the party-hard ship.
The Staterooms
There are 20 cabin classes throughout Utopia, starting from inside staterooms with “digital home windows” that present a reside feed from exterior to very large suites with ample house and facilities. The query to ask is whether or not you propose to spend your three- or four-day journey inside your individual cabin or exploring the ship: If you happen to’re anyone who’s solely going to crash after a full day partying across the ship, a smaller room is perhaps loads. Alternatively, if you would like a peaceable retreat, you may take into account a Solarium Suite. These spacious rooms are positioned atop the bridge, on the “wings” of the ship, with panoramic views of the ocean.
Bars and Eating places
The place to even start? There are greater than 40 eating places, bars, and lounges on Utopia, serving every part from sushi (Izumi) to Italian (Giovanni’s) to burgers (Johnny Rockets). I did not also have a likelihood to strive dinner in the principle eating room — however that is actually a no-reservations-required choice.
For fast eats, there’s the all-day Windjammer Cafe buffet, the Mexican-inspired Cantina Fresca buffet for lunch and dinner, the grab-and-go pizza spot Sorrento’s (a favourite of the late-night crowd), and even a poolside meals truck.
As for bars, probably the most notable is Pesky Parrot, a tiki bar on the promenade with a menu of on-the-rocks and frozen cocktails. I discovered many of the bars on board to be so loud that you need to yell to have a dialog; sarcastically, the on line casino bar was one of many quietest locations on the ship, save for the spa.
One specific eating venue deserves particular point out right here. Royal Railway, which I wrote about for T+L again in February, is an immersive dinner present that’s not like anything on a cruise ship as we speak.
The night expertise begins with a ticket delivered to your cabin, and as you method the restaurant on your “prepare trip,” your title seems on a split-flap departure board exterior the “station.” A conductor checks your tickets, and off you go to your desk within the eating automotive.
With out spoiling the plot of the theme park–fashion expertise, you possibly can count on an interactive meal and even the texture of being on an actual prepare automotive rumbling down the rails. Performers carry the Wild West–impressed set to life, although Royal Caribbean says different themes, like a Silk Street journey, could finally debut. I discovered it to be a fascinating dinner-theater present and one thing completely totally different, in a great way.
The place Utopia of the Seas Sails
The ship’s residence port is Port Canaveral, Florida, from which it gives three- and four-night journeys to the Bahamas. The three-night journeys go to Royal Caribbean’s non-public island, Excellent Day at CocoCay, whereas four-night itineraries cease each there and in Nassau. It’s additionally potential to mix sailings to create a week-long trip.
Shore Excursions
My solely time without work the ship got here throughout a go to to Excellent Day at CocoCay. This non-public island for Royal Caribbean passengers has numerous zones with totally different vibes: A water park caters to households and thrill-seekers — you possibly can’t miss the tallest waterslide in North America — whereas Chill Island is for lounging on the seaside. An adults-only Hideaway Seaside is the place the celebration vibes proceed. Visitors can even e book excursions together with snorkeling excursions, Jet Snowboarding, and swimming with pigs.
Facilities and Leisure
Like all mega-ships, Utopia has nearly any amenity you possibly can think about: swimming pools, water slides, a FlowRider, mountain climbing partitions, an escape room, laser tag, mini golf, the checklist goes on and on. I might prefer to name specific consideration to the spa, which was pretty bare-bones contemplating how over-the-top the remainder of the ship is. I booked a therapeutic massage to get away from the celebration however was disenchanted that Utopia doesn’t provide the type of full-service spa expertise I’ve had on different huge ships. After checking in, I used to be directed right into a co-ed ready room — there was no locker room the place I may slip on a gown — then delivered to my therapy room. And after I requested if I may use the thermal suite after my therapy, I used to be knowledgeable I might have to e book a separate day cross.
Leisure, although, is a powerful swimsuit for Royal Caribbean. The theater reveals on Utopia are all pretty quick — lower than an hour lengthy, which leaves you loads of time to celebration elsewhere — however they’re full-on spectacles with spectacular units, costumes, and lighting design. These embody a song-and-dance medley (full with drones flying via the venue) in the principle theater, an ice-skating present, and the completely wonderful Aqua80sToo, which is staged within the ship’s AquaTheater.
To say this manufacturing blew me out of the water could be an understatement. Think about you are at SeaWorld ready to see the Shamu present, however as an alternative of an orca leaping hoops, a troupe of high-energy aquatic acrobats bursts forth from the pool as excessive divers plunge from towering heights. Oh, and that is all executed to an unimaginable ‘80s soundtrack — hiya, millennial nostalgia! The athleticism and artistry of the performers was phenomenal. (Let’s simply say their diving, aerial strikes, and dancing had me amped for the Paris Olympics.) If I had been to journey on Utopia once more, I’d be reserving a seat at this present each single evening.
Elsewhere on the ship, there are smaller however nonetheless attention-grabbing acts, together with comedy reveals in The Attic. a pleasant pianist in Schooner’s. a rock band within the Music Corridor. At each flip, there is a present someplace; there is no method you’d be capable to catch all of them.
Household-friendly Choices
Whereas Royal Caribbean as a complete is undoubtedly a family-friendly cruise line, I feel Utopia is maybe finest for adults and youngsters, not younger kids. There are many family-friendly facilities, from the Splashaway Bay waterpark to the Journey Ocean youngsters’ membership, however given the celebration environment I skilled, I might in all probability decide one other ship if I had been touring with youthful youngsters.
Accessibility
Utopia has 46 accessible cabins, in response to the vessel’s deck plan, in a wide range of classes. Throughout my sail, I obtained a tour of 1, which had extra-wide doorways, a roll-in bathe, a lowered sink, and lowered closet rods, amongst different ADA-compliant options. Like different Royal Caribbean ships, Utopia can also be outfitted with moveable visible and tactile alert techniques, which could be introduced into any cabin. Royal Caribbean additionally has on-line an in depth FAQ about accessibility options, in addition to a contact middle for accessibility questions.