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The Sacred And The Urbane – Bike Snob NYC


Hell hath no smugness like an urbanist with a social media account:

Are Individuals actually too dumb to know that they’ll rework their very own hometowns into the urbanist moist goals they expertise on their European holidays? Or are they completely content material with their very own way of life, but additionally take pleasure in sampling one other one other infrequently as a result of, , THEY’RE ON VACATION??? That’s the entire level of a trip–you go to someplace totally different for awhile and do totally different stuff. If I am going to the Caribbean and lie on a seaside ingesting alcoholic drinks out of coconuts for six days, am I an fool as a result of I don’t preserve doing that after I return dwelling? Additionally, simply as actual life within the Caribbean will not be mendacity on the seaside all day, not all people in Europe will get to spend all day using bicycles across the metropolis within the solar. They work and unclog their bogs and wrestle with ingrown hairs and do all the opposite mundane and depressing shit we do. Additionally, there are shitty components of Europe, too–it’s simply that you simply don’t go to them WHEN YOU’RE ON VACATION.

Most of all, what urbanists fail to know is that not all people desires the identical factor. Individuals from the nation come to go to New York Metropolis, have a good time, then return dwelling and marvel at how folks may probably dwell there as they pull into their driveways in a Hyundai Santa Fe filled with shit from Costco. Equally, folks from New Your Metropolis hung out within the nation, savor the peace and quiet, then return to their tiny residences and thank the god they don’t consider in {that a} man on a motor scooter will threat his life to deliver them any sort of meals they’ll probably dream up in any respect hours of the day or evening:

Hey, I by no means need my holidays to finish, both, however you’ve acquired to get again to work ultimately.

Talking of urbanism, the New York Metropolis congestion cost is again, although at a decreased charge of 9 bucks:

To not piss on anybody’s participation trophy, however congestion pricing isn’t again due to the rallying, it’s again as a result of the election is over. Additionally, there’s a notion that New York Metropolis is lastly catching as much as London by instituting congestion pricing, nevertheless it’s essential to take into account that the congestion pricing is principally London’s solely toll, whereas there have at all times been shitloads of them right here in New York:

However I’m positive yet one more will repair every part by some means.

In one other daring transfer, New York Metropolis can be lastly becoming a member of the remainder of the civilized world by requiring buildings to eliminate their waste in containers:

Sadly, in contrast to a lot of the civilized world, in New York Metropolis folks will run off with something that’s not nailed down, so buildings are simply chaining the containers to the bike racks:

One step ahead, two steps again:

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords:

However sure, there are benefits to residing within the metropolis, and there are drawbacks, and that’s why I dwell on the very fringe of town, which permits me to take pleasure in these benefits while additionally having the ability to do virtually all of my biking exterior of it. Naturally this requires a bicycle that’s equally at dwelling on the town:

And nation:

After praising the Y-Foil’s compliance and the street bikes of the late ’90s and early aughts, I ought to notice that the Homer is no less than as compliant as the previous:

And no less than as quick because the latter, all while boasting fenders, a voluminous saddle bag, a dynamo hub, and the widest gear vary of any of my bikes.

I prefer it a lot I even acquired it a good friend:

When you’re not cautious they do are likely to multiply.



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